(Source: you-will-be-a-memory)
I took a muscle relaxer and I certainly feel relaxed … :)
Before a Green Day concert at Emirates Stadium in London, Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ started to play and the crowd spontaneously started singing along.
I gotta do some thinking, evaluating, and talking. Preferably sober.
AS OF THREE HOURS AGO, YES
basically me rn
Attack on titan episode 6 - fuck my life what the hell
liking mainstream because hating mainstream is too mainstream
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
(Source: slavefarmer)
long time no d
this is very important
WHAT THE FUCK
I just NOPEd the most forceful nope of my life
Wow.
And the next time someone asks you why you care about feminism or rape culture, you show them this. Because there is a shit-ton of work to do.
I seriously feel sick at this
(Source: bonitabreezy)
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
Hi, My name is Drunk
How do I get my boyfriend to try again… hopefully without threatening him with leaving him
without a solution I might leave him
EDIT: Google says I need to “Go down on him more. There’s not a problem in this world that can’t be solved by blowjobs.” and I’m like fts. It should me my turn at least 1/7 times, right? Apparentlyh not,.
